Q: I'm a brand new user! How do I sign up for my own account using my phone?
A: text signup Fred **** to (321) 244-7665 (change Fred to whatever they want their username to be and **** to a secret password)

Q: How do I send a challenge to Fred using my phone?
A: text c Fred to (321) 244-7665

Q: How do I accept an incoming challenge from Sharky9 using my phone?
A: text a Sharky9 to (321) 244-7665

Q: How do I report my win against Sharky9?
A: text i beat Sharky9 to (321) 244-7665

Q: How do I report my loss to Fred?
A: text i lost to Fred to (321) 244-7665

Q: How do I check into The Mucky Duck using my phone?
A: text @duck to (321) 244-7665